Memo 017: With the Cinch of a Waist

To: All

From: Me

Date: December 10, 2012

Subject: The Cinched Waist

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Ok, as you can tell from this blog, I’m pretty ritualistic and consistent with the things that I like to do.  I WEAR top knots, I’m dedicated to spending a large portion of my paycheck with ASOS, Zara and H&M, and I like to make to-do lists and check things off (random fact but now you know). So, here’s one more to add to the list of things that I like to do and do often…

I cinch waists!

If I’m wearing a blazer, I cinch the waist

A dress? Yup, you’ve got it. I cinch the waist.

If I wake up one morning with the urge to wear a brown paper bag…I’M CINCHING THE WAIST!

A cinched waist is the ultimate accessory in achieving femininity in any outfit.

The cinch can be achieved with a belt, rope, scarf, chain…basically anything that will make it’s way around your waist. You’ve got the keys to cinching success.

Now getsta cinching (Martin voice)!

Coat: Andre Badi (Consignment Store Find), Dress: Zara, Cardigan: Zara, Shoes: Charles Jourdan

Clutch: BCBG, Ring: ASOS, Cuff: Armani Exchange